Halifax Barbecue 2009: The largest erection in Halifax...
It was smutty comment after smutty comment - so much so it was far worse than any Carry On film.
It wasn't going well when the highlight of the annual barbecue was the world's biggest French Fancy which someone had been fingering.
Things got worse when the evening's entertainment involved a trip to the Old Cock.
The only possible way was to take a look at the largest erection in Halifax. Very impressive too...